Tako has dog toys
He always chews the girls’ toys
He shit a Shopkin
Who took my charger
Which one of you kids have it
Goddammit you thieves
You just brushed your teeth
Don’t eat Swedish Fish right now
Fuck it. Whatever
I am indisposed
Look. There’s no toilet paper
What the fuck you guys
You tell me you’re bored
I am washing the dishes
I wish I was bored
Why does my daughter
Insist on scratching her butt
While she eats dinner
I often wonder
If Disappointment Island
Is really a place
